what do nudists do when they’re on their period
I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know
- parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*
- me: *becomes irritated in response*
- parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence
you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
- a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
- a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.
